100 Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh (Instantly) - AZ Quotes
网页Funny Quotes. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain. Inspirational, Life, Hilarious. 2610 Copy quote. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some …
TOP 25 STUPID FUNNY QUOTES | A-Z Quotes
网页2012年1月3日 · George Carlin. Funny, Humor, Beer. 143 Copy quote. If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle. Funny, Running, Stupid. 44 Copy quote. Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things …
Erma Bombeck Funny Quotes | A-Z Quotes
网页A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. Erma Bombeck. Funny, Friendship, Laughter. Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck. Funny, Life, Witty. Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate. Erma Bombeck. Funny, Family, Mom.
Will Rogers Funny Quotes | A-Z Quotes
网页Will Rogers. Inspirational, Funny, Crazy. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. Will Rogers. Funny, Hilarious, Women. The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. Will Rogers. Funny, Humor, Two.
Mark Twain Funny Quotes | A-Z Quotes
网页God created war so that Americans would learn geography. Mark Twain. Inspirational, Funny, Life. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain. Inspirational, Funny, Motivational. When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
TOP 25 FUNNY PROCRASTINATION QUOTES | A-Z Quotes
网页21 Copy quote. Procrastination always gives you something to look forward to. Joan Konner. Procrastination, Giving, Looks. 10 Copy quote. The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Bertrand Russell. Inspirational, Life, Happiness. 260 Copy quote.
TOP 25 FUNNY LAWYER QUOTES | A-Z Quotes
网页Jeremy Bentham. Ignorance, Law, Feet. 37 Copy quote. The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency. Henry David Thoreau. Funny, Truth, Consistency. 25 Copy quote. Show source. I don't think you can …
TOP 25 FUNNY BASEBALL QUOTES (of 129) | A-Z Quotes
网页2009年10月20日 · The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. Bryant Gumbel. Softball, Sports, Baseball. 50 Copy quote. No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference. Tommy Lasorda.
TOP 25 FUNNY SCIENCE QUOTES | A-Z Quotes
网页2000年7月30日 · Steven Wright. Funny, Humorous, Ideas. 432 Copy quote. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein. Funny, Hilarious, Education. 356 Copy quote. Show source. Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.
TOP 25 QUOTES BY STEVE MARTIN (of 339) | A-Z Quotes
网页Be so good they can't ignore you. Steve Martin. Inspirational, Funny, Life. 67 Copy quote. Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent. Steve Martin. Inspirational, Funny, Perseverance. 50 Copy quote. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.